qual dos mk vc seria

poe uma musica legal pra toca e vai toma um banho gelado pra acorda bem

voce fecha a cortina e volta a dormi seloco sol forte do caralho

vai faze um cafe da manha gostoso pra acorda fodao e saudavel pq o cafe da manha e a refeicao mais importante do dia

comedia romantica

acao

comedia

suspense

horro

vc nao gosta de filme

bicizeta

mooootooo !

caro chique nonito legal

caro pequeno de POBRE

um passaro

bus

degire o bus em direcao ao pinhasco

comeca a zoa o pal pequeno dele

vocee grita bem agudo durante td a broca

voce fala pra mae dele

voce chora

vc presta atencao e tenta melhora como individio eurasido

bola

os coracoes das pessaos

bonec trisha

nenhum vc e velho demais pra isso bobo velho feio

grama

foi forçado a ve essa porra de filme tantas vezes que ja ta acostumado

chora

chora (de emocao)

vc tem o filme em bluray

vc quebra a porra da tv

gritos agodos

começa a fantasiar sobre o adam sandler

charmosos ele sabe oq faz com as necromancia eu acho legal so nao e a minha praia

se loco o maluco sofreu bullying de pedra malucokkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

garfield (odeio segunda feira)

vcsabe? tem algumas predas que sao mais gostosa q outras

sonserina

corvinal

lufa bufa

50 pontos

sei la eu nunca vi harry poter na minha vida por favor nao faz essa pergutna de novo abby silva senao eu vou atras de vc. eu vou. para de fazer as pergunta que sequer vc sabe a resposta. vc nunva viu harry poter. voce nao entende. vc nao entende o que esse livro fez com a socidade.

water

earth

fire

air

🧐Long ago, 🚩✅the four nations🏰👍 lived🌿🌱 together👥💂‍♀️ in harmony🤝😊✌️Then 🤭😮everything😱 changed 😮when the🔥 Fire 🔥Nation 👥attacked.😧😵 😠Only the Avatar🗣👀 master👊🤲 of all 🤙🤗four elements💧⛰🔥💨 could ✌️stop 🛑❌them✋😝👍 But 😦when the 🌎world 🌍needed 🗣👋him 👤most😯he 👀vanished🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️☹️ 🧐📝A hundred💯 years 🗓👀passed 👆and my 🙌brother 💁‍♂️😝and I 🙋‍♀️discovered👀💡 the ✨new ✨👤Avatar👀💫 an 💨 airbender💨named 👤👍Aang🤙 and although 😮his 👤💨airbending 💨🤙skills ✌️are 💨👍great🤟🤲 he 🙏still 🤨has📚 a lot📚📜 to learn 👩‍🎓👨‍🎓before 👈he's 🗣💪ready👋 to ✅save 🙏anyone👯‍♀️👯‍♂️ 😏But 💁‍♀️I believe 💡👤Aang🗣🤟 can ✅save✌️ the world🌎🌟

vc nao ia dobr, vc nem tem talento pa dobra sua ropa inbecil

abby eu nao sei pq eu to aqui devolve minha familia eu juro

abby n sei ler seu imbecul, foi derepetoso com minha persona

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt.

tudinho

amostra o cabeçao pra eles kkkk

fritz!?

fiho? cabecinha? q pora e esza abby?

Achou que eu tava brincando?

oferece ajuda

grita "ah!ah! ah! favelado!"

"desculpa!!!"

" oooo vc quer me beijar tanto agora"

"You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being who’s soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless. There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true. By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would exclusively be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even be able to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in. But than again, you are so incredibly abominable that you would probably be able to surpass the worst conceivable failure a living being could possibly make. You are so incredibly pathetic that you are honestly not worth any more of my words nor my time. Just remember that I will forever detest you for your failure and everything you stand for, and no matter what happens, I will never ever forgive you."

"Ora ora, parece que alguém ficou tiririca. Toquei no seu ponto fraco, bebê? ein? Vai cruzar os bracinhos, fazer biquinho e bater o pezinho agora, ein? Aiaiai. Não suportastes o meu jeitinho maquiavélico de cutucar os seus trauminhas? *risada histérica* De repente você virou um pinscher, com tremedeira, gengivinha aparecendo, faLANDOALTO. Poxa, ficou putinho? Vem cá, mwahmwahmwah, dá beijinho pra você ficar calminho, mwahmwahmwah. Olha, de coração, eu tô me sentindo muito mal por ter magoado os seus sentimentos. Você quer que eu prepare o seu lanchinho hoje, hm? Pra você colocar na lancheirinha e levar pra escolinha? Eu posso colocar uma Trakininha de morango, um suquinho de acerola, super nutritivo, tudo pro meu bebê parar de birra!! Ficou desnorteado com a minha capacidade de bagunçar com a sua cabecinha de porceLana, não?? Tá aí perdidinho, sem saber o que fazer, igual uma criança que se perde da mãe na C&A por que ficou se metendo nos casacos. E agora tá aí, num cantinho, todo jururu. Igual bonequinha Baby Alive que você aperta a barriguinha dela e ela chora. wahh, wahh, wahh. O choque de realidade está sendo doloroso demais para minha princesinha, eiN? Descobriu que o jardineiro que senta no colo do papai quando a mamãe vai fazer compras não era só um AMIGO? Você tá falando que não ficou pilhadinho mas essa veia ESTALANDO na sua testa me diz o contrário! Olha eu vou fazer uma carreirinha de Maracugina pra você *snif* ficar mais tranquilinho por que você tá parecendo aqueles pintinho que dá corda, que vende em Aparecida do Norte, cê gira e ele fica “tutututututu” de um lado pro outro. Nem o Chico Xavier tremia TANTO a mão quando psicografava quanto você agora, e isso é um sinal de raiva, eu aprendi no Metaforando. Eu joguei uma minhoquinha tão mirradinha e você mordeu a isca com tanta vontade que parecia um bagre faminto que não via alimento a dIAS. E agora eu te tenho em minhas mãos! Pessoal, pessoal, pesquei um dos grandes, alguém faz um click, por favooor! E agora eu me retiro, como uma diarista tirando o pó de suas mãos, contemplando a mudança que ela fez no ambiente. (a sua cabeciNHA) "

4:46 da tarde. "cool cakes"

6 da manha "deus ajuda quem cedo madruga !!!!!'

3 da manha e nossa hora boyz

19:30 por que a noite está fria e Agradável hoje

1 da manhã, nunca se sabe

5:05, If it's a seven hour flight or a forty-five minute drive In my imagination you're waiting, lying on your side With your hands between your thighs But I crumble completely when you cry!!!

_musica_.mp3

lo fi amiga da minh mulher lo fi hip hop beatz

bach

I just wanted to be one of The Strokes Now look at the mess you made me make Hitchhiking with a monogrammed suitcase Miles away from any half-useful imaginary highway I'm a big name in deep space Ask your mates but golden boy's in bad shape I found out the hard way That here ain't no place for dolls like you and me Everybody's on a barge Floating down the endless stream of great TV 1984, 2019 Maybe I was a little too wild in the 70s Rocket-ship grease down the cracks of my knuckles Karate bandana Warp speed chic Hair down to there Impressive moustache Love came in a bottle with a twist off cap Let's all have a swig and do a hot lap So who you gonna call? The martini police Baby, that isn't how they look tonight, oh no It took the light forever to get to your eyes I just wanted to be one of those ghosts You thought that you could forget And then I haunt you via the rear view mirror On a long drive from the back seat But it's alright 'cause you love me And you recognize that it ain't how it should be Your eyes are heavy and the weather's getting ugly So pull over, I know the place Don't you know an apparition is a cheap date? What exactly is it you've been drinking these days? Jukebox in the corner Long hot summer They've got a film up on the wall and it's dark enough to dance What do you mean you've never seen Blade Runner? Oh, maybe I was a little too wild in the 70s Back down to earth with a lounge singer shimmer Elevator down to my make believe residency From the honeymoon suite Two shows a day, four nights a week Easy money So who you gonna call? The martini police So who you gonna call? The martini police Baby, that isn't how they look tonight It took the light absolutely forever to get to your eyes And as we gaze skyward, ain't it dark early? It's the star treatment, yeah And as we gaze skyward, ain't it dark early? It's the star treatment It's the star treatment The star treatment

o cu da sua mae que tal

summertime hightime

Pois bem, cheguei Quero ficar bem à vontade Na verdade eu sou assim Descobridor dos sete mares Navegar eu quero Uma luz azul me guia Com a firmeza e os lampejos do farol *bau* E os recifes lá de cima Me avisam dos perigos de chegar *bauau* Angra dos Reis e Ipanema Iracema, Itamaracá Porto Seguro, São Vicente Braços abertos sempre a esperar