1
Are you shit at math?
Fuck yeah
No I’m a genius
2
You get drunk at a party, what do you do?
Have fun
Call your mum crying and apologising for getting drunk
3
Are you a disappointment to your family?
Yepp
No no I’m the perfect child
4
Would you never drink coffee ever again or die?
Die
I’m good
5
How often do you have a mental breakdown?
At least 3 per day
I’m good with 1 per day
6
Do you talk shit? Don’t lie, I know you do
Yeah
Yeah
7
How religious are you?
Holy Jesus Christ I read the bible at least once a day
I have a bible on my bed side table
8
Your friends invite you to go out with them, but you’re tired as shit. What do you do?
Come up with some kind of bullshit excuse to get out of it
Go anyway bc they’re your friends.
9
Are you awkward as shot around guys ever though you’re not 12 anymore
Yepp
Tf no
10
You get into an argument with a friend, what do you do?
Ignore them and pretend like they don’t exist so that you can text them hours later pretending like nothing has happened
Get pissed and answer back while lowkey crying
11
How good are you at turning around arguments making it the other person’s fault no matter what
I’m excellent
I’m great
12
What nationality are you?
Italiannnnn
Fake italian
