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Pega ele pela guela e enfia uma estaca de maça no braço esquerdo do seu vizinho...

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fala pra ele: chupacabra nao pega! chupacabra nao pega! chupacabra nao pega!

Cague um elefante de marmore aguado

da um tiro nele

preimeiro vc pega uma espingarda e atira para o alto. assim o chupacabra vai se distrair com uma banana verde flamejante, enquanto isso vc corre para pedir um peixe frito, depois de pegar o peixe frito vc vai ENFIAR ELE NO MEIO DO SEU armario de pedra refinada em oleo de martelo seco da selva flamejante, depois disso o chupacabra chegara em sua forma final.. O CHUPAKU, CORRA CORRA PELA SUA VIDA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ghi

porra merda carai yoooooooooooo

conversar com animais

comer portas

urinar tijolos com galinhas espacias caçando voce

super força

voar

poder comer glitocerina mas apenas enquanto tiver uma lhama cuspindo em um adulto de 46 anos casado sem filhos, com um guarda chuva, assiste chaves, caça kikos da realidade 666

nada

raio laser

claro que nao, vc que é feio, fica xingando os outros na internet vai arrumar algo diferente pra fazer seu bosta de merda toxica que so sabe ficar chamando os outros de feio, vai enfiar um peixe no ku e chamar de sereia, sua incubadora tinha tetano seu golpista da globo news tv, VAI TOMAR NO MEIO DA ÍRIS DO OLHO DO TEU CÚ SEU FILHO DUMA VENDEDORA DE PIROCÓPTERO! SEU PAI VENDE BILHETE DE LOTERIA ESPORTIVA NA FRENTE DA SAPATARIA SEU FILHO DUMA PUTA DO CARALHO.! TOMARA Q SUA VÓ ESCORREGUE NO BOX ENQTO TIVER TOMANDO BANHO E CAIA DE TESTA NA SABONETEIRA.

nossa.

tixau

é tchau seu cagao