Anúncios
1
What’s João’s pet’s name
Mona (after Mona Lisa)
Pepsy
Pepsi
Coke
Dog
2
What’s my favorite subject
Art
Math
Language
History
3
Who was Joãos sixth grade crush
Isa
Luisa
Carolina
Giovanna
Bruna
Ignacio
Julia
4
What’s João’s favorite social media
Google +
Instagram
FB
Snapchat
Reddit
5
What’s João’s favorite Sesame Street character
Elmo
Cookie monster
Ernie
Bert
Oscar the grouch
Big Bird
6
What’s João’s favorite Queen song
The show must go on
Highway to hell
Another one bites the dust
Stairway to heaven
The man who sold the world
7
What is João’s most cherished possession?
The dictionary
The Envelope
His PS4
I dont know what cherished means
His phone
His DaVinci book
8
Who is the author of João’s favorite quote
Orson Welles
Winston Churchill
George Orwell
FDR
Cardi B
9
What’s João worst feature
He’s a nerd
He’s stupid
He’s unreliable
He is obsequious
He’s racist
He’s selfish
Has little patience
10
Who is the person that has made João the most annoyed in his life
Luisa
Gio
Carolina
Gian
Nahuel
11
What is João’ s favorite Leo DiCaprio movie
Dinner Hall
The Wolf Of Wallstreet
The revenant
Gilbert Grape
Pulp Fiction
12
What does João look for in a girl
Short hair
Big ass
Big tits
A vagina
Support
Innocence
Sensitivity
Quirkiness
13
What does João threaten to do when someone pisses him off
Exsanguinate them
Draw and quarter them
Feed their organs to their dog
Enucleate them
All of the above
Disembowel them
14
What movie did João have to go watch alone when his friends canceled on him
Blue is the warmest color
Ferdinand
Love Simon
Jumanji
15
Who is João’s blonde celebrity crush
Margot Robbie
Gisele Bundchen
Scarlett Johansson
Amber Heard
Jennifer Aniston
16
Who is João’s brunette celebrity crush
Emma Stone
Emma Watson
Camila Luddington
Cara deLevigne
Alexandra Daddario
17
What is the name of the fake alias João created in order to sign up in websites without actually giving them any information
Pafuncio de Ameixas
Jon Doe
Tiago Filho
Slim Shady
