1
What’s João’s pet’s name
Pepsy
Pepsi
Mona (after Mona Lisa)
Coke
Dog
2
What’s my favorite subject
Math
Art
Language
History
3
Who was Joãos sixth grade crush
Luisa
Carolina
Julia
Isa
Bruna
Giovanna
Ignacio
4
What’s João’s favorite social media
Reddit
Instagram
Snapchat
FB
Google +
5
What’s João’s favorite Sesame Street character
Oscar the grouch
Elmo
Big Bird
Bert
Ernie
Cookie monster
6
What’s João’s favorite Queen song
The show must go on
Highway to hell
Another one bites the dust
Stairway to heaven
The man who sold the world
7
What is João’s most cherished possession?
The Envelope
I dont know what cherished means
His phone
His DaVinci book
His PS4
The dictionary
8
Who is the author of João’s favorite quote
Orson Welles
Cardi B
FDR
Winston Churchill
George Orwell
9
What’s João worst feature
He’s selfish
Has little patience
He’s unreliable
He’s racist
He’s stupid
He’s a nerd
He is obsequious
10
Who is the person that has made João the most annoyed in his life
Nahuel
Luisa
Carolina
Gio
Gian
11
What is João’ s favorite Leo DiCaprio movie
Dinner Hall
Pulp Fiction
The revenant
Gilbert Grape
The Wolf Of Wallstreet
12
What does João look for in a girl
A vagina
Sensitivity
Short hair
Support
Innocence
Big ass
Big tits
Quirkiness
13
What does João threaten to do when someone pisses him off
All of the above
Draw and quarter them
Exsanguinate them
Disembowel them
Feed their organs to their dog
Enucleate them
14
What movie did João have to go watch alone when his friends canceled on him
Love Simon
Ferdinand
Blue is the warmest color
Jumanji
15
Who is João’s blonde celebrity crush
Scarlett Johansson
Jennifer Aniston
Amber Heard
Gisele Bundchen
Margot Robbie
16
Who is João’s brunette celebrity crush
Camila Luddington
Emma Watson
Emma Stone
Cara deLevigne
Alexandra Daddario
17
What is the name of the fake alias João created in order to sign up in websites without actually giving them any information
Jon Doe
Pafuncio de Ameixas
Tiago Filho
Slim Shady
