1
I failed my precious unicorn.
Kurt
Rachel
Sam
Brittany
Tina
2
I'm sorry, you guys, but i am who i am, and i'm not gonna change that for any number or any guy.
Marley
Rachel
Kurt
Santana
Blaine
3
I am like Tinkerbell, Finn. I need applause to live!
Brittany
Rachel
Sam
Santana
Mercedes
4
I'm so depressed, i've worn the same outfit twice this week.
Marley
Kitty
Blaine
Kurt
Tina
5
I just try to be really, really honest with people when i think that they suck, you know?
Mike
Santana
Kitty
Artie
Sam
6
A bad reputation is better than no reputation at all.
Tina
Quinn
Rachel
Brittany
Santana
7
That's the beauty of the internet, it stays with us forever.
Sue
Sebastian
Puck
Unique
Artie
8
In America, dudes don't ask dudes to be their friends. Well except on Facebook, but even that could take years.
Sam
Finn
Jake
Ryder
Puck
9
Oh, and also i have razorblades hidden in my hair.
Mike
Puck
Mercedes
Unique
Santana
10
I've been here since first period. I had a cold, and i took all my antibiotics at the same time and now i can't remember how to leave.
Dani
Brittany
Tina
Marley
Rachel