1
I failed my precious unicorn.
Brittany
Tina
Rachel
Sam
Kurt
2
I'm sorry, you guys, but i am who i am, and i'm not gonna change that for any number or any guy.
Santana
Marley
Blaine
Rachel
Kurt
3
I am like Tinkerbell, Finn. I need applause to live!
Brittany
Rachel
Santana
Mercedes
Sam
4
I'm so depressed, i've worn the same outfit twice this week.
Kurt
Blaine
Marley
Kitty
Tina
5
I just try to be really, really honest with people when i think that they suck, you know?
Kitty
Artie
Sam
Mike
Santana
6
A bad reputation is better than no reputation at all.
Rachel
Santana
Tina
Brittany
Quinn
7
That's the beauty of the internet, it stays with us forever.
Unique
Sue
Artie
Puck
Sebastian
8
In America, dudes don't ask dudes to be their friends. Well except on Facebook, but even that could take years.
Finn
Sam
Jake
Ryder
Puck
9
Oh, and also i have razorblades hidden in my hair.
Mike
Puck
Mercedes
Unique
Santana
10
I've been here since first period. I had a cold, and i took all my antibiotics at the same time and now i can't remember how to leave.
Brittany
Tina
Dani
Marley
Rachel
