
Anúncios
1

O joao tem quantos kilos?
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Nunca foi pesado pois ele quebrou todas suas balancas so de subir nela
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2

o biel era fino antigamente?
sim
no
3

o joao tem -5 de qi?
obv q n ele tem menos
nao
sim
4

o joao esta no tamanho de um?
aviao
palito
enzo
5

o joao sabe quanto e: 4x = -24?
definitivamente nao
sim
nao
6

pq o joao ele foi banido esse dia?
por ser best friends forever do alvarez
ser preto
7

o joao e gordo?
nao
sim
nao ele e obeso bola
8

o joao faz as melhores musicas do mundo
nao
sim
9

qual joao e pro?

joao em santos, com foto do bolsonaro

joao fake cria
10

a bunda do joao e grande?
n
s
11

o joao e o maior planeta existente?
nao o maior e o michel
sim
12

o joao tem a barriga triangular?
sim tem o formato da pizza q ele come a cada um segundo
a barrida dele tem o formato de todas as comidas existentes
13

o joao e maior q o michel?
s
n
14

o joao amou o show das ciencias?
sim ele e uma crianca
n
15

oq e o joao?
o joao e planeta, obeso, big gordo feliz, maior q o michel
obeso