1
Oq eu disse na cozinha
Mamae eu sou gay
Mamae eu sou lesbico
Mamae eu sou feministsa
Mamae eu não existo
2
Qual o nome do meu irmão
Meu cuu
Daniel
José
Theo
3
Qual podia ser o nome de Theo
Bento
Jeremias
Enzo
Meu cuu
4
Qual o nome da minha bateria
Tum
Claudio
Richards
Paula
5
Cacatua?
Cacatua
Sim
Que?
Nao
6
Como eu nasci?
Story of undertale
Pasta de dente
Nasendo uai
Parto normal
7
🎵🎵🎵Yo soy...🎵🎵🎵
Bowser
Luigi
Mario
Peach
8
Qual é o nome da caixa que você toca percusao
Cajon
Carrão
Cajón
Caillón
9
MINHA SERIE FAVORITA
One Piece
Barbie
Brooklin 99
X men 97
10
Eu não gosto de
Fritas
Bolo de cenoura com chocolate
Hambúrguer
Fígado
11
Eu não quero
Ir pras olimpiadas
Morrer
Criar um videogame
Tocar baixo
12
Aaa...
L
B
J
Whoa, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh
Story of Undertale
I fell from the light
Talk, or should I fight?
Monster genocide
This my Undertale
I fell through a cave on Mount Ebott
I faced an evil, talking flower in a pot
Explains the plot
Wants me dead, wants me to rot
Toriel saves me, takes me to her home
And hooks me up with a brand-new monster phone
Leaves me alone
But I escape and meet some bones
Should I be a pacifist
Or should I use my fists?
I'm feeling evil, think I'll kill them all
I'm homicidal and I've got a taste
I want to wipe out the monster race, whoa, oh-oh, oh-oh
I've got no patience, I've got no resolve
I will slaughter, screw the dialogue
I fell from the light
Talk, or should I fight?
Monster genocide
This my Undertale
I'll slaughter Undyne, I'll waste who I choose
With all this EXP, there's no way that I'll lose
Now watch me move
I won't stop, I'm feelin' rude
Asgore is shaking, he hears my approach
I'll slaughter Sans and squash his bro like a roach
Chara's my coach
All these monsters I will poach
Screw being a pacifist
I think I'll use my fists
I'm feeling evil, think I'll kill them all
I'm homicidal and I've got a taste
I want to wipe out the monster race, whoa, oh-oh, oh-oh
I've got no patience, I've got no resolve
I will slaughter, screw the dialogue
Whoa, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh
I'm in a different trail
Whoa, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh
Story of Undertale
I fell from the light
Talk, or should I fight?
Monster genocide
This my Undertale
Burnt pan, toy knife, use a stick to take your life
Tough glove, ballet shoes, epic fight, like front-page news
King Asgore wants to collect human souls
Seven of them is his ultimate goal
Open the door to humanity's realm
Start a new war (humans overwhelm)
I'm homicidal and I've got a taste
I want to wipe out the monster race, whoa, oh-oh, oh-oh
I've got no patience, I've got no resolve
I will slaughter, screw the dialogue
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Qual é o "ㅤ" certo?
ㅤ
ㅤㅤ
14
Eu sou
Punk rock hardcore sabe onde é que faz? É no alto zé do pinho... É DO CARAI
Alto
Normal
Baixo
15
Meu apelido é
David Kreimer
Motosserra da samsung modelo a47
Loira do Tchan
Sei la porr