
Anúncios
1
Oq eu disse na cozinha
Mamae eu sou feministsa
Mamae eu sou lesbico
Mamae eu sou gay
Mamae eu não existo
2
Qual o nome do meu irmão
José
Meu cuu
Theo
Daniel
3
Qual podia ser o nome de Theo
Enzo
Meu cuu
Jeremias
Bento
4
Qual o nome da minha bateria
Richards
Tum
Paula
Claudio
5
Cacatua?
Que?
Sim
Cacatua
Nao
6
Como eu nasci?
Nasendo uai
Pasta de dente
Parto normal
Story of undertale
7
🎵🎵🎵Yo soy...🎵🎵🎵
Luigi
Mario
Peach
Bowser
8
Qual é o nome da caixa que você toca percusao
Cajón
Carrão
Cajon
Caillón
9
MINHA SERIE FAVORITA
X men 97
Brooklin 99
Barbie
One Piece
10
Eu não gosto de
Hambúrguer
Bolo de cenoura com chocolate
Fígado
Fritas
11
Eu não quero
Ir pras olimpiadas
Morrer
Criar um videogame
Tocar baixo
12
Aaa...
J
L
B
Whoa, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh
Story of Undertale
I fell from the light
Talk, or should I fight?
Monster genocide
This my Undertale
I fell through a cave on Mount Ebott
I faced an evil, talking flower in a pot
Explains the plot
Wants me dead, wants me to rot
Toriel saves me, takes me to her home
And hooks me up with a brand-new monster phone
Leaves me alone
But I escape and meet some bones
Should I be a pacifist
Or should I use my fists?
I'm feeling evil, think I'll kill them all
I'm homicidal and I've got a taste
I want to wipe out the monster race, whoa, oh-oh, oh-oh
I've got no patience, I've got no resolve
I will slaughter, screw the dialogue
I fell from the light
Talk, or should I fight?
Monster genocide
This my Undertale
I'll slaughter Undyne, I'll waste who I choose
With all this EXP, there's no way that I'll lose
Now watch me move
I won't stop, I'm feelin' rude
Asgore is shaking, he hears my approach
I'll slaughter Sans and squash his bro like a roach
Chara's my coach
All these monsters I will poach
Screw being a pacifist
I think I'll use my fists
I'm feeling evil, think I'll kill them all
I'm homicidal and I've got a taste
I want to wipe out the monster race, whoa, oh-oh, oh-oh
I've got no patience, I've got no resolve
I will slaughter, screw the dialogue
Whoa, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh
I'm in a different trail
Whoa, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh
Story of Undertale
I fell from the light
Talk, or should I fight?
Monster genocide
This my Undertale
Burnt pan, toy knife, use a stick to take your life
Tough glove, ballet shoes, epic fight, like front-page news
King Asgore wants to collect human souls
Seven of them is his ultimate goal
Open the door to humanity's realm
Start a new war (humans overwhelm)
I'm homicidal and I've got a taste
I want to wipe out the monster race, whoa, oh-oh, oh-oh
I've got no patience, I've got no resolve
I will slaughter, screw the dialogue
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Qual é o "ㅤ" certo?
ㅤ
ㅤㅤ
14
Eu sou
Alto
Normal
Baixo
Punk rock hardcore sabe onde é que faz? É no alto zé do pinho... É DO CARAI
15
Meu apelido é
Sei la porr
Loira do Tchan
David Kreimer
Motosserra da samsung modelo a47