1
If you see me walking with your girl(boy)friend, what you would do?
Nothing, because you don't catch anything.
Nothing. I'd just cringe in the corner
I was going to pretend nothing happened
I go and arrange another partner
I would fight with her(him)
I would do nothing
2
Do you prefer cats or dogs?
Cats
Doge
Your mom
None, because any animal does not like me.
3
The truth or lie?
Truth
Lie
The truth doesn't exist because we live in a world built by humans
Friendship is magic
4
If you find a wallet with 100 "doletas" what would you do?
Nothing, because something it could happen.
I would take it, after all I do not care about the others.
I would try to find the owner of the wallet to give it back
5
Knife or pocket knife to cut the wrists?
With a knife, because I simpatize with it
With a pocket knife, you know, knifes are so mainstream.
With nothing, because I don't want to comite suicide because I care about my life.
6
Judas lied?
No.
Yes
I don't know him
7
Серьезно вы тратите время его перевода?
Yes. The world is beautiful
It's wate of time, i don't translate this, as I do not translate I will choose this
8
What is your favorite color?
I don't know
Black, because all thing in my life are black
Red, because roses are red
Blue, because I am a heterossexual boy
Pink, because I am a heterossexual girl.
White because I am racist
Green, because I love the nature
Grey, because the world are grey
9
Are you Hitler's chosen?
Yes, because I am part of the Aryan race
No, because Hitler was a idiot
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10
Are you constantly being persecuted?
No because i'm amazing
Yes, 'cause I'am the worst person what live in that world
I don't know
11
Would you prefer be buried or cremated?
I already dead inside
Buried, because I am part of the Aryan race
Cremated, because I want my family to smell my powder later.
12
A viable way to die
Commiting suicide
Fighting against the cancer
I never will die 'cause I'am amazing
Nothing, because like my desire to make sex, I will die naturally
I will never die 'cause I'am amazing
Probably killed by some friend that I trusted a lot, because I'm a piece of shit
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